1.The theme to Ducktales is the greatest theme ever made...
2.I've played Luigi's Mansion so many times I can move through the halls blindfolded...
3.When no ones looking I usually dance the Caramelldansen, while I listen to the song on my Ipod...
4.I never beat Super Princess Peach...
5.I still laugh at many shows on the family channel...
6.The day before I was gonna ask my girlfriend to make out with me,she moved to Colarado...
7.It`s physically impossible for me to get to sleep before midnight...
8.No matter where I am, I always bob my head to Bohemian Rapsody...
9.For some reason, a McDonalds fishburger combined with a cheeseburger tastes so good...
10.I can`t fully wake up without listening to the drum solo in Painkiller...
11.I`ve gotten 49 ear infections in my entire life...
12.I usually sleep in class...(What do you expect, look at #7)
13.Whenever I get into a fight the teacher always looks when I'm kicking the guys ass...
14.Mood swings...(What? Guys are aloud to have mood swings too!)(Ok?)
15.Whenever theres a new song by "Theweebl" I can't sleep until i've memorized every word...
16.Whenever I eat a chilidog I always seem to be humming "Green Hill Zone act.1" right after...
17.I have the 2nd weirdest laugh...
18.My best friend laughs, then stops,then snorts,then starts laughing again...repeat...
19.No matter where I am, I always have to crack a sexual joke...
20.Everyone ALWAYS calls me by my last name...what the hell is Joseph for then...?

Well, those are 20 things I hate about myself and can't change...

Also, my throught is uber-hoarse right now...It`ll get better soon, and if it doesn`t....I`ll make it...

DAMN YOU DUCKTALES!