Time for my new news link. Its Brentalfloss sing along episode 1!

Dr. Mario WITH LYRICS!

http://www.screwattack.com/brentalflos s/DrMario

(Don't forget to sing along, as loud as you can!)

I am Dr.Mario and I am saving lives!
I look different in this game,
I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor light, stethascope
I am Dr.Mario and I prescribe high fives, Laughters the best medicine so,
Ha ha ha! You fell down!
In the mushroom kingdom I'm the finest doc. by far!
I got my degree by watching house and scrubs and E.R.
Brightly colored pills, they'll cure all your ills.
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills.
Take off your pants, good now lets see, turn your head and cough (Cough Cough Cough),
O.K. now do me...please?
Does it hurt to pee? (No.)
Is it hard to see? (No.)
I am diagnosing you will H P V! (aww)
You've got Mono Nucleosis, Halitosis, Corniosis, 15 days is my progtosis,
You'll need red and blue pill doses. You've got Scalis, and Flemitis, Chronic Rabies, Hepititis,
You'll be brave and then unite us, then you'll die of Menangitis,
Wait wait!
I'm wrong!
You have!
Crabs!
Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ill's!
Just as long as you've got fever, orrrrrrrr theeeeeeeeeee chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllll ls!
A-take it floss!
Doc Tor MA! RI! O!

Shoope dop dap scroopy doopy de dop doop, a shoopy doopy dep dop doh. If you get the dreaded swine flu from your cousin Steve, just come see Dr. Mario.
Dr. Mario...
There. Hope you can all get this song stuck in your head! :)